There's no need to doo-doo in your DVF

Caught short on that cross-desert classic car drive? Baker boy calls and you’re 500 feet up in a balloon over a dawn-blushed Sri Lanka? One of the twins about to burst and you’re caught in traffic? Crikey, what’s to do? Well, fortunately there’s no need to doo-doo in your DVF or hold on until Dakar, because those clever devils at The Brown Corporation have come up with this nifty little pooh pack. It’s the portable plopbox.

Perfect for the little bots of tiny tots

Originally developed for people who frequent outdoor music events, it fits as perfectly under the front seat of an Aston as it does in the back of the family SUV or camper van. Assembled in a jiffy from strong recycled cardboard, this sturdy thunderbox is re-usable again and again, comes complete with 10 degradable poo-poo pouches, tissues and a natty carry bag. It’s the perfect way to go on the go. It even doubles as a handy stool – Madonna never goes on tour without one and Gwyneth never stops popping Apple on the junior Little Jack’s Box which comes in pink or blue - just perfect for the tiny bots of tiny tots.

Portable + Loo = Ploo

Want to give a convenient gift but can’t bring yourself to say Shitbox in front of your your mum or next door neighbour? No worries, those clever bob boffins even have a more pc version called Ploo, so you need never blush before you flush.

C’est super, c’est chic! And watch out, the luxury version complete with crossword toilet paper, Evelyn Waugh novel, box of matches and monogrammed privacy curtain debuts soon. Shitbox – it makes going, becoming.

Available at browncorporation.com for £15.67